Custom sounds

Janno

why let your life be controlled by fairytales
Staff member
Hi,

First of, please read the post by Shoke:

As for whatever historic reasons, someone thought that it's a great idea to support only 2k3's version of RPM and not RPMPro, we lost custom sounds. There's a bug in 2k3's RPM version which was never solved which occasionally caused a crash when a custom sound was being played. Crash did not happen often, but occasionally. The message was something along the lines of "S_RegisterSound: empty name".

Who were a part of SoF during the good old days, remember that for starters, most teams (especially kam2 ctf clans) had their very own soundpack. People downloaded a ton of maps and a ton of soundfiles so that they could also joke around etc. Servers having > 400 sounds was the norm.
Then even now when we've wanted to have custom sounds, we have not been able to do it just because everyone uses 2k3's RPM.
Now thanks to Shoke revitalizing the anticheat project, we have a way back into the cgame module.

So Shoke added the functionality to download customsounds if they're played, and now we also applied the functionality to 3D's mod.

We now have about 450 sounds in use instead of the previous 250. It includes all of the RPMPro sounds, but in addition it also has some gems from sadat you goodlack. We might also be adding new commands in the future.

As we want people to use anticheat due to numerous topics (HTTPdownloader / auto map download if a custom map is used, custom sounds downloads and actually having an anticheat), the custom sounds will not be played on your client if you are not running anticheat, even if you have the files.

PS - as stated on Shoke's post as well, you have to restart the entire game for the sound files to be reparsed. So while it downloads the files, they won't work before restart.

Zip to all sound mp3's:


Janno
 
New sound indexRPMPro sound indexSound text
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I was a abused too man
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so thats what opening up a can of whoopass feels like
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Ahh SHUTUP
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Oh and this one time, at bandcamp...
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Are you mad?
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I don't remember askin you a goddamn thing
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I do the ass kicking around here
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Where is ur shitta? I have a turtle head poking out!
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Awwww Crap
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i have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down
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Your balls are showing
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I'm gonna take these bastards out
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I'll be back
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if I may be so blunt, who gives a shit
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BOOM! HEADSHOT!
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You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
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wowww I'm getting a boner
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Well boo-fucking-hoo
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I eat peaces of shit like you as breakfast
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brutality
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What are you looking at butthead
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Bullshit
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That hurt you buttlicker
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hehe, you can't kill me suckka
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bakbakbak
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you COCK SUCKER
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I´ll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes
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Mmmoooooooo
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The kid shouldn´t play so rough, somebody is gonna start crying
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He will crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow
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YOU CAN DO IT, CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
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you got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off
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Your a dead motherfucker, you understand me?
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Yipi-kaye motherfucker
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yes its true... this man has no dick
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Hmhmh DIE DIE DIE
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DIE, you son of a bitch
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dominating
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Do NOT go in there.. WOOOW
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Don't do that
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DONT FUCK WITH ME FELLAS
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DOUBLEKILL
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you know what, its almost headshot time!
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woo hoo hoo hoo, take that bitch!
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Drop the gun fat boy
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oh yea drugs, you gotta have drugs
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qua qua qua
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look at the screen you dumbshit, I'm tryin to get your attention
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eat shit and die
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eay eay captain
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English motherfucker, do you speak it
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headshot done!
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excellent
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Hey how about lilass questions and lil more shut the hell up
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Ok that's it, the next 5 hours your my bitch
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Wow transvestite, back off
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Well hello mr. fancypants
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I fart in your general direction
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fatality
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yeah whatever you fat bitch
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that felt like a round from an ak47
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Run forest! RUN!
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First blood
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flawless victory
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Float away, you fairy
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Friggin idiot
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Fuck this shit
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Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
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Fuck you too
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well you.. have a gambling problem!
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Game over man, just game over
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the following people are gay
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your all a bunch of god damn pussy's
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Who gives a shit, get a fucking life!
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I believe I'll get me another beer
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Get the fuck out my face with that shit
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Meehehehehe
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god like
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aww, jesus fuck, now he's gonna cry
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help, he's got a blade
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Go to HELL!
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hey, if you dont like it, go to russia
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I think we got a hacker
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hahahahahaa
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Astalavista baby
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headhunter
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headshot
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Heeaaaaaddshhhhhottttttt!
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Straight to hell mother fucker!
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ahh, hell with this
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he's campin again
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hahahahahaha
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hahahahahaha
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holy fucking shit
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HOLY SHIT
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come on hot shot!
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Housten we have a problem
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Thats a huge bitch
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huh
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humiliation
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i am gay
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I am invinceble
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i own you
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You suck, ya jackass
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jerkass
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kamikaze
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it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outa gum!
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You leave me with no choice, I'm gonna have to kick your ass
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Kick him
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killing spree
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kiss my ass
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why don't you, kiss my ass
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you got knocked the fuck out! haha
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Well laddy frickin da
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Were does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? huh?
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lol
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ha ha ha ha haa.. SHUTUP
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hm hm hmhm hm.. yeah
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looser
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M.I.L.F. mom i'd like to fuck
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Hey this is our turf asshole, turn around
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Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up
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Hey son of a bitch, your mom sucks
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Sure, and monkey's might fly outa my but
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monster kill
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Muhahahahahhaha
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nailed those bastards
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hey this noob's rushing me
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Now fuck off
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Now I am really pissed
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oh bitch
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oh my god
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oh shit
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ok bitch
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oh oh that pisses me off, that pisses me right off
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I'm trying to watch some porno, and you buttnuckers keep interrupting me
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You're a good kid real good, but as long I'm around you will always be second best SEE?
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relax tootse, don't get your panties in a bunch
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Revenge is so very very sweet
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The little bastards are up on the roof running around like fucking retards
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I suggest you run away, fast!
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screw you guys im going home
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Screw you hippy!
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Meheheh
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shut up
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shut the fuck up
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I will gauge out eyeballs and skullfuck you
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My uncle says that smokin crack is kinda cool
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son of a bitch
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Stay sharp, we're not alone
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Damn dude! that kid is fucked up!
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Ohh you shitface cock master
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I'm on you like stink on shit
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Can we STOP THIS CRUEL GAME
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stop whining
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just when I thought you said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin
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Oh no! We SUCK AGAIN!
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So long SUCKA
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Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass
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And btw, suck my motherfucking dick
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Sucky sucky 5 dollars
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Give me some sugar baby
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I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer
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Sweet mother of god what is the hold up
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this is some bullshit
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Well I guess you can suck my tiny little balls
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Ralalalala
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you all SUCK
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unstoppable
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you are a BITCH
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Use your fucking brain
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victory is mine
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Vote please vote please
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Wazzaaaaaaaappp
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wanna bet
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damn.... all you you do is smoke weed
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welcome
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I'm gonna have ta open up a can a whoopass on ya now
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why the fuck you do that
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WOO HOO
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WOOOOOOO
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yeah baby..haha ha ha ha
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you are gay
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You are now dead
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you guys suck
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You nutter
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Blow it out your ass
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You people are fucking sick
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damn.. you suck
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you will never win
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Yup he's gay
 
Extra sounds:

Sound textmp3@
Nice Shotniceshot.mp3
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NiceShotniceshot01.mp3
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Thankyouthanku.mp3
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Thanks01thanks.mp
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Yeah Thanks01yeahthanks.mp3
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ohohohaghaghaghmonkey2.mp3
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Weeeeeeeeweee.mp3
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Hasta La Vista Babyhastalavistababy.mp3
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mmmmBurgermmburger.mp3
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Hahahahahahalaugh1.mp3
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What Kind Of Asswipe Are You?wipe.mp3
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HuhuhuHahahakrusty.mp3
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Fuck You Assholefu.mp3
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Ohhh Bitchbitch.mp3
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Ohh OKohok.mp3
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Jesus Christsaywhat.mp3
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Meeep Meeeproadrunner.mp3
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Respectrespect.mp3
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Dont Make Me Kick Your Ass mmmkaydontmake.mp3
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ChhkChhKshotgun_x.mp3
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Impressiveimpress.mp3
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Wickedwicked.mp3
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Aightaight.mp3
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For Realforreal.mp3
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Fuck Youfuckyou.mp3
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I'll Be Backillbeback.mp3
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BurrpBelch.wave
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We Are The Championschampions.mp3
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ClapClapClapapplause2_x.mp3
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Welcome To The Internet My Freindwelcome_new.mp3
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Where i go destruction will follow606_whereigo.mp3
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Ive lost my mojoaushag04.mp3
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Get in my bellyaushag07.mp3
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Yeeeeahhh baby"auspow01.mp3
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Ey eh admiral buttheadayebutt.mp3
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Bite me...Biaachhbiteme_b.mp3
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What we got here? A fucking comediancomedian.mp3
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heheheheeefammat01.mp3
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Fo Shizzle Dizzlefsd.mp3
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Hasta la vista babyhastalavistababy.mp3
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I see dead peopleisdp.mp3
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You got knocked the fuck out man!!!ktfu.mp3
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Due to some violent content parental discretion is advisedparental2.mp3
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oh sun of a bitchpriestmaxi10.mp3
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Shitshit.mp3
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Revenge is so very very sweetsp206_revenge.mp3
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Excuse me but i do believe that sucked asssp211_suckedass.mp3
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You will respect my autoratahsthprk120.mp3
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Waasssuuuupwassup1.mp3
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Woh Huuuuwhuuuu.mp3
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Blahblablablabalaaaaablah1.mp3
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Aaaaaaagghhhh!Aaaaaaagghhhh!.mp3
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Ah Son Of A Bitch!Ah Son Of A Bitch.mp3
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Ah You Motherfuckers!Ah You Motherfuckers.mp3
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AhhhAhhh.mp3
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AhhhhhAhhhhh.mp3
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Allrighty ThenAllrighty Then.mp3
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Are You Calling Me A Liar?Are You Calling Me A Liar.mp3
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Are You Some Kind Of A Moron?Are You Some.mp3
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Back To You, Fuckers!Back To You, Fuckers.mp3
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BingoBingo.mp3
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Bond ... James BondBond ... James Bond.mp3
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Come On, Dumbass. You Can Do It!Come On, Dumbass.mp3
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Damn, All You Do Is Smoke WeedDamn, All You Do.mp3
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English Mofo Do U Speak It!?!English Mofo Do U Speak It.mp3
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English, Who Needs That. I'm Never Going To EnglandEnglish, Who Needs That.mp3
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Excuse Me, I Think You Fucked UpExcuse Me.mp3
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Fat, Drunk And Stupid, There's No Way To Go Through Life SonFat, Drunk And Stupid.mp3
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Give It To Me, BabyGive It To Me, Baby.mp3
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Go Ahead Make My DayGo Ahead Make My Day.mp3
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(Gunshot)Gunshot.mp3
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Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha.mp3
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Hail To The King Baby!Hail To The King Baby.mp3
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HelloHello.mp3
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Hi Everybody!Hi Everybody!.mp3
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Holy Crap!Holy Crap.mp3
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HuaHua.mp3
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HuaaaaaaaaaaHuaaaaaaaaaa.mp3
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I Didn't Do It!I Didn't Do It!.mp3
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I Don't Know How Much More Of This I Can TakeI Don't Know How .mp3
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I Gotta PeeI Gotta Pee.mp3
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I Have 2 Guns, One For Each Of YaI Have 2 Guns.mp3
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I Make You Laugh?I Make You Laugh.mp3
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I See MoronsI See Morons.mp3
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I Think You Need Your Balls ReattachedI Think You Need.mp3
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I Wanna FuckI Wanna Fuck.mp3
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I Will Destroy You!I Will Destroy You!.mp3
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I'm DeadsexyI'm Deadsexy.mp3
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I'm Gonna Kill You, You Understand?I'm Gonna Kill You.mp3
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I'm Gonna Make Him An Offer He Cant RefuseI'm Gonna Make.mp3
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I'm Gonna Take A ShitI'm Gonna Take A Shit.mp3
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I'm Here To Fuckin Amuse You?I'm Here To.mp3
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I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!I'm Not Even.mp3
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I'm So WastedI'm So Wasted.mp3
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I'm The BossI'm The Boss.mp3
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Just Take It Easy Man!Just Take It Easy Man.mp3
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Let's Go Smoke A Joint ManLet's Go Smoke.mp3
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Make Sure You Get Your Whole Head In Front Of The ShotgunMake Sure You Get.mp3
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Man This Sucks!Man This Sucks.mp3
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Mine Mine Mine Mine ...Mine Mine Mine Mine ....mp3
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My Mother Thanks You, My Father Thanks You, My Sister Thanks You And I Thank YouMy Mother Thanks You.mp3
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Nobody Fucks With The Jesus!Nobody Fucks.mp3
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Now, That's What I'm Talkin' About!Now, That's.mp3
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Oh BehaveOh Behave.mp3
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Oh You Little Bastards!Oh You Little Bastards.mp3
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Owww!Owww!.mp3
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(Pfrrrr)Pfrrrr.mp3
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So What Do You Want? A Medal?So What Do You Want.mp3
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SorrySorry.mp3
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Stfu Fatman ...Stfu Fatman ....mp3
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That Makes Me AngryThat Makes Me Angry.mp3
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That Team Sure Did Suck Last Night ...That Team Sure.mp3
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That Was Amazing!That Was Amazing!.mp3
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That's My PleasureThat's My Pleasure.mp3
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That's The Bad GuyThat's The Bad Guy.mp3
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This Is A Giant CockThis Is A Giant Cock.mp3
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Well Lets Not Start Suckin Eachother DicksWell Lets Not.mp3
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We're All Here...We're All Here... .mp3
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What Is The Matter With You People?What Is The Matter.mp3.mp3
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What The Fuck Is So Funny About Me?What The Fuck.mp3
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What The Hell I Was Supposed To Do You Moron?What The Hell.mp3.mp3
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What's Your Name Scumbag?What's Your Name Scumbag.mp3
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Who Are Those Guys?Who Are Those Guys.mp3
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Who Let The Dogs OutWho Let The Dogs Out.mp3
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Who The Fuck Is This Asshole?Who The Fuck Is This Asshole.mp3
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Woohoo!Woohoo!.mp3
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Wow, Cool!Wow, Cool!.mp3
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Yeah, Whatever You Fat Bitch!Yeah, Whatever.mp3
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Yes Sir! This Sort Of Thing Has Happened BeforeYes, Sir, This Sort.mp3
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You Cock Smoker!You Cock Smoker.mp3
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You Dont Fuck Around In This PlaceYou Dont Fuck Around.mp3
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You Fat Fuck, Look At Ya!You Fat Fuck, Look At Ya.mp3
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You Fucked My Wife?You Fucked My Wife.mp3
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You Gonna Die Clown!!!You Gonna Die Clown.mp3
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You Got The Wrong Guy I'm The Dude Man!You Got The Wrong.mp3
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You Gotta Be Shittin' Me!You Gotta Be Shittin' Me.mp3
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You Have One Responsibility...You Have One.mp3
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You See That Fuckin Head Come Appart ManYou See That.mp3
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You Suck, You JackassYou Suck, You Jackass.mp3
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You Suck!You Suck.mp3
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You Talkin' To Me?You Talkin' To Me.mp3
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You Wanna See Me Kick Some Ass?You Wanna See.mp3
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Your Balls Are ShowingYour Balls Are Showing.mp3
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You're A Faggot AllrightYou're A Faggot Allright.mp3
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You're A Tough Guy Go Kill People!You're A Tough Guy.mp3
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You're Fucking Warned, Don't Ever Go Over My Fucking Head Again. You Mudda Fucker YouYou're Fucking Warned.mp3
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You're Just An AssholeYou're Just An Asshole.mp3
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You're One Ugly MofoYou're One Ugly Mofo.mp3
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You're Welcome MofoYou're Welcome Mofo.mp3
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You've Committed A Fatal Error. There's Nothing We Can Do For YouYou've Committed.mp3
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You've Got TroublesYou've Got Troubles.mp3
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Wazzaaawazzaaa.mp3
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Bye Byebball.mp
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By Bybball2.mp3
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Bye Didlobbdildo.mp3
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DamnImGOodDamnImgood.mp3
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Assdudeass.mp3
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FlipMeOffflipmeoff.mp3
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GodDamnitGoddamnit.mp3
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Hey Guysheyguys.mp3
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Hurt Me!hurtme.mp3
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It Isnt Fairitisntfair.mp3
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Pussiepussie.mp3
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WTFwtfis.mp3
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Oh It Was An Accident! An Accidentaccident.wav
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You See This?.....This is my Boom Stickboomstick.wav
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I Got News For You Pal...jackshit.wav
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You Magnificent Bastard I Salute Youapu_bastard.wav
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What you hard of hearing? Sucka!BAsucka.wav
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Crazyfool!crazyfool.wav
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I love it when a plan comes together...hahahahaplan.wav
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SILENCE, I will not tolerate your insolenceaushag01.mp3
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I shall call him, mini meaushag02.mp3
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I Ate a BABY!aushag03.mp3
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I am a sexy bitchaushag08.mp3
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If that happens once more, im gonna have your balls for breakfast. OK?aushag19.mp3
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Throw me a friggin bone here.auspow10.mp3
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Let this be a reminder to you all, that this organisation will not tollerate failier.auspow21.mp3
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Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?auspow24.mp3
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Get away from me you dirty fembotfembot.mp3
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Hey you, get your damn hands off herback18a.mp3
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Erased from existance!erased.wav
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When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, their gonna see some serious shit!.future03.mp3
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Well bugger me with a fish fork!.Bugger.mp3
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God is pissed!famguy10.mp3
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Mark my words, when you least expect it your uppence will comefamguy12.mp3
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Why dont you burn in hell!famguy21.mp3
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Who the hell do you think you are?famguy25.mp3
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Time to be bad!famguy34.mp3
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What the 1Head you talking about?famguy36.mp3
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Oh dammit to the balls of hell!famguy45.mp3
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Very funny, now tell the one that doesnt suck!famguy63.mp3
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Dirty, dirty Girl!famguy65.mp3
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Wonderful and while were at it we can light up a doobie and watch porn!famguy72.mp3
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Good news! Ive decided not to kill you...famguy74.mp3
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Oh thats better than sex!.famguy75.mp3
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Im going to kill you!famguy78.mp3
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What you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?famguy95.mp3
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YES, lock and load! lock and load! bring on the painfamguy99.mp3
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I am going to kick your arse!famguy130.mp3
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Permission to freak out!famguy140.mp3
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Why you thick thick little moo cow...famguy144.mp3
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Oh you people can kiss the fattest part of my arse!fattestpart.mp3
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Enough of the mindless chit chat, lets get going!ftrama005.mp3
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Youve all been very naughty, very naughty indeed!ftrama009.mp3
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I am DESTRUCTOR!ftrama017.mp3
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A woman, Im scared...ftrama023.mp3
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HeheheHuaHuahua!ftrama026.mp3
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What are you an arse kissing machine?ftrama031.mp3
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Oh im sorry, your crying like a woman...ftrama036.mp3
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What are you gay?ftrama043.mp3
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Howdie doodies, whats new?ftrama050.mp3
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HELP, HELP, somebody save me, HEEEELP!helphelp.wav
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You have made me very angry, very angry indeed!veryangry.wav
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Of course, you know this means war!war.wav
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Thats all folks!!!wavegoodbye.wav
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Ye but no but ye but noclipvicky.wav
667​
Ill be back...back.mp3
668​
Dead or alive your coming with me!dead.mp3
669​
Excellent!exl.mp3
670​
Game over man, game over!gover.mp3
671​
Hey! How you doin?howudoin.wav
672​
I like it alotlikeit.mp3
673​
There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...nosign.mp3
674​
Shoryuken!shoryuken.mp3
675​
Well whoopty freakin doo!whoop.mp3
676​
Its just a flesh wound!flesh.wav
677​
I am Cornholio...Cornholio.wav
678​
This sucks im out of here!sucksout.mp3
679​
Are you trying to piss me off?pissmeoff.mp3
680​
Got ya!mk_008.wav
681​
Hi man!himan.mp3
682​
Hu haha!rjhaha.mp3
683​
Whatever!whatever.wav
684​
Bullshit!bs.mp3
685​
Aaahhhaaahhh.mp3
686​
huhuhuhahapkr.mp3
687​
Haaa, Boogieman!Boogiema.mp3
688​
BLUE ^yTeam is the ^3*^+Winner^3*bluewinner.mp3
689​
RED ^yTeam is the ^3*^+Winner^3*redwinner.mp3
690​
Kiss my sagging ass!kisssag.mp3
691​
Move your arses!move.mp3
692​
You fucking psychoticfuckingpsychotic.mp3
693​
Fuck you, fuck ball!fuckball.mp3
694​
You dumb arsehole!dumbahole.mp3
695​
Oh! Im so scaredscared.mp3
696​
The whole worlds gone gay!whole.mp3
697​
This game sucks!critic02.mp3
698​
Do i make you horny baby?horny.mp3
699​
Had a little disater didnt you fella?hada.mp3
700​
 
What you gonna do? Bleed on me!grail24.mp3
701​
Dont even think about it cowboy!toystory14.mp3
702​
Yippeekieyeaa motherfucker!yippee.mp3
703​
Im invincible!grail25.mp3
704​
I can do it!icandoit.mp3
705​
Oh your so bad!ohyour.mp3
706​
Oh yeah baby!ohyeah.mp3
707​
I dont think so!thinkso.mp3
708​
DOH! ow ok!dohok.mp3
709​
Well that was relatevly painless!twrp.mp3
710​
OK bend over!bendover.mp3
711​
This sucks balls!tsb.mp3
712​
You fucking wanker!wanker.mp3
713​
Ahhohohohoohoooo!ahoo.mp3
714​
Mmmm stick it in my mouth!mouth.mp3
715​
Dude this is gay!tig.mp3
716​
Neenerneenerneeeener!neener.mp3
717​
Roger that! Biatch!!!rogerb.mp3
718​
Im about to piss myself!pms.mp3
719​
No thankyou...nothanks.mp3
720​
Who's the monkey?wtm.mp3
721​
YES!!!yes.mp3
722​
Your absolutly right, you DO suck!abs_right.mp3
723​
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!matter.mp3
724​
AUSTIN 316 says i just whooped your ass!!!austin316.mp3
725​
You want mercy? take your ass to church!mercy.mp3
726​
Somebody's got a deathwish and its about to come true!deathwish.mp3
727​
IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!sting8.mp3
728​
If you got anything between those legs, i'll be waitin!sting15.mp3
729​
We got 2 words 4 ya!twowords.mp3
730​
its showtime, clowns!showtime.mp3
731​
to be the man, you gotta beat the man , WHOOOOOO!flair2.mp3
732​
STFU1!stfu.mp3
733​
Yeah im so excitied my 6 nipples are tingling!nips.mp3
734​
Hey everybody, were all gonna get laid!laid.mp3
735​
He's dead Jim!deadjim.mp3
736​
This week i have been mostly eating.......Yoghurt!eating.mp3
737​
Hairy Japanses Bastads!bastads.mp3
738​
Do i smell a newbie? HAHAHAHAHA!newbie.mp3
739​
Back off man, im a scientist!scientist.mp3
740​
Bad Robot!badrobot.mp3
741​
I'll see you in another life brutha!brother.mp3"
742​
SYSTEM FAILURE!failure.mp3
743​
You either have very good aim or very bad aim!goodaim.mp3
744​
OMG!OMG.mp3
745​
Alright...gay!gay.mp3
746​
Wall-e!walle.mp3"
747​
I KNOW WHO I AM!dude.mp3
748​
i make this look good!lookgood.mp3
749​
sorry y'all it was an accident!sorry.mp3
750​
miserable bloody romans no sense of humour!humor.mp3
751​
he is not the messiah but a very naughty boy!messiah.mp3
752​
an interesting yet cryptic response!response.mp3
753​
if you were any other man i would kill you where you stand!kill.mp3
754​
it is a disgrace sir that we share the smae genetic structure!share.mp3
755​
your mocking me arent you?!mocking.mp3"
756​
negative!negative.mp3"
757​
damn dude that kid is fucked up!kidfdup.mp3
758​
your in more need of a blow job than any white man in history!bj.mp3
759​
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam!morning.mp3
760​
i was just bullshitting! and you know this!!justbs.mp3
761​
i grab a dog and i choke it then i chike himn!dog.mp3
762​
i dont even know why your going home you got shot in the leg your dick probably don't work!shotnleg.mp3
763​
may i have your first name mr head and tell me it isnt dick hehehe"yourname.mp3
764​
Jim i wanna talk aboust masturbation!want2talk.mp3"
765​
step into my office, cause your fuckin fired!!!!aboutmary30.mp3
766​
STOP WHINING!stopwhine.mp3
767​
STOP IT!!stopit.mp3
768​
im going to ask you a bunch of questions, i want them answered immediatly!!!!questions.mp3
769​
this shit was put on the earth man. notin wrong with smoking weed!maryjane.mp3
770​
Yeh i'd like 6000 chicken fajitas please!6000chickenfajitas.mp3
771​
Absolutely Not!absolutelynot.mp3
772​
You sound like a Gay!Anchorman Gay.mp3
773​
Thats how i Roll!Anchorman thats.mp3
774​
Yeh we gotta do this again!doagain.mp3
775​
I hope this was as much fun for you as it was for me!fun.wav
776​
Help Me!helpme.mp3
777​
Im on a boat yeh....!im on a boat.mp3
778​
Who cares it works!jeremyabitwhocaresitworks.mp3
779​
Brilliant!jeremybrilliant.mp3
780​
Nojeremyno.mp3
781​
Jizz in my pantsjizz.mp3
782​
Hahahahalaugh.mp3
783​
Bollocks!markbollocks.mp3
784​
Byemarkbye.mp3
785​
Hello!markhello.mp3
786​
Just a Minute!markjustaminute.mp3
787​
Im afraid to say you are a Moronmarkmoron.mp3
788​
mmmm Dangerous!mmdangerous.mp3
789​
Cross me and i will destroy you!Office destroy.mp3
790​
What is your problem?Office problem.mp3
791​
Oh my god Score!ohmygodscore.mp3
792​
Gorilla Mask anyone?Phili gorilla.mp3
793​
I don't know how u guys live with yourselves!Phili one day.mp3
794​
Omg im gonna smash your face into a Jelly!Phili Smash.mp3
795​
What is going on up here?Phili whats going on.mp3
796​
Whats up bitches!!Phili whats up.mp3
797​
Wildcard bitches!Phili wildcard.mp3
798​
Alright who wants punishing!punish.wav
799​
Thats what she said!shesaid.wav
800​
Gooooooooood morning Vietnaaaaam!!goodmorn1.wav
801​
Man that was Annoying!annoy.wav
802​
Boom Boom!boomboom.wav
803​
Im not a puppet, im a real boyboy.wav
804​
British....british.wav
805​
Broadsword calling Danny boy.... Overbroadsword2.wav
806​
Don shoot, let him burn!burn.wav
807​
This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing!caught.wav
808​
I suppose you think that was terribly cleverclever.wav
809​
They are comingcoming.wav
810​
I know who i am, I'm the Dude...dude.wav
811​
Why are you following me?following.wav
812​
This sucks balls!game.wav
813​
Game Over!gameover.wav
814​
Hey i'm only trying to help!help.wav
815​
Bang bang bangmp40.wav
816​
Chk chkriflecock-1.wav
817​
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut UP!!!!shutup.wav
818​
Trust No-onetrust.wav
819​
Now you know who your fightingwho.wav
820​
Hello Hello!hello.wav
821​
Hey you made me spill my Beer!spillbeer.mp3
822​
How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this longbs-survive.mp3
823​
You just have yourself a good day. Take care now, bye bye thenbye1.mp3
824​
Toodle-ooh!... Au revoir!... Auf Wiedersehen!... Ciao!... Cheng dow dai!...bye9.mp3
825​
Hey hang on you guys, I'll be right backcac001.mp3
826​
GGCheering.mp3
827​
Your clothes.... Give them to me, now!clothes.mp3
828​
Coolcool.mp3
829​
So your just crazy in a retard kind of way then huhcrazyret.mp3
830​
You kids shouldn't play so rough, somebodies gonna start cryingcyring.mp3
831​
Denied!denied.mp3
832​
Hey, stick a fork in me.. I am donediv_034.wav
833​
Aaargh im hitdiv_078.wav
834​
Clap clapdiv_083.wav
835​
Drop the weapon or I'll shoot!div_085.wav
836​
Who just shot me!?div_090.wav
837​
Dont kill me, Im a Virgin!div_093.wav
838​
Everyones on Fire!div_094.wav
839​
Get him!!!div_098.wav
840​
Hes got a gun!!!div_102.wav
841​
Hes killing everyone!!!div_104.wav
842​
How about some of this!div110.wav
843​
How you doingdiv_111.wav
844​
Do you Swallow?Do you Swollow.mp3
845​
I suggest that you go to the emergency room #t, ^yand get some immediate attentionEmergency Room.mp3
846​
Jesus who let that asshole in here!geezuswho.mp3
847​
He didn't give you gay did he, DID HE!?giveyougay.mp3
848​
We are gonna diegonnadie.mp3
849​
Thats how you become great man, hang your balls out therehangball.mp3
850​
Go to the Hospital #t, its at 64th streetHospital.mp3
851​
Don't make me angry... You wouldn't like me when im angryhulk.mp3
852​
Hey forget about it huhkp_006.wav
853​
Your making me SO ANGRY!kp_018.wav
854​
No Problemkp_047.wav
855​
OK!kp_048.wav
856​
Sure thingkp_050.wav
857​
Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of heremaketree.mp3
858​
If this gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the Mashed Potatomashedpot.mp3
859​
Wow you are meanmean.mp3
860​
Did you miss me ?missme.mp3
861​
My head hurts, i have to lie down for a whilemyhead.mp3
862​
Check out the Name tag, your in my world now Grandmanametag.mp3
863​
Lets playplay.mp3
864​
Damn that was fun!polacd07.mp3
865​
Oh thats what opening up a can of WhoopAss feels likewtrboy05.mp3
866​
Oh No! We Suck Again!!wtrboy_10.mp3
867​
You have Smoked yourself Retardedyou_have.mp3
868​
fascinating.....fascinating.mp3
869​
don't feel bad for losing!wreswolf.mp3
870​
if elected mayor i will KILL the lot 'o' yawilmayor.mp3
871​
HAAhaahahanelson.mp3
872​
HAAA haaa!!ha_han2.mp3
873​
that was funny yeah, taking away my dignity...!moedignt.mp3
874​
you don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass!anyass.mp3
875​
what the hell was that?!whatthe.mp3
876​
okalidokalydoo!okliedok.mp3
877​
hey come and join the party!joinparty.mp3
878​
you cannot hurt the twinky!twinkie.mp3
879​
EVIL EVIL!gpa_evil.mp3
880​
Internet, eh?!inet_eh.mp3
881​
WaHoo!!wahoo.mp3
882​
welcome to the internet my friend!wlcminet.mp3
883​
i dont think so.....stupid!donthink.mp3
884​
DOH!doh2.mp3
885​
harharhahiarr.mp3
886​
hey, i got an idea? how about u kiss my left nut!myleftnut.mp3
887​
what the fuck do you want?whattheBLEEP.mp3
888​
who dat? who dare?!whodatwhodere.mp3
889​
your name is needledick!needledick2.mp3
890​
exqueese me?!exqueeze.mp3
891​
hold it right there mr fancypants foriegner!!!mrfancypants.mp3
892​
dont you put that evil on me!evilonme.mp3
893​
alright professor dickweed, whats the plan?!professordickweed.mp3
894​
well, i hope you guys are ready to get fucked up!readytoget.mp3
895​
lord jesus, i dont wanna die!wanttodie.mp3
896​
all you gotta do is pull that trigger back and BAM!!!triggerback.mp3
897​
im not a rasicst? i watch oprah everyday!oprahwinfrey.mp3
898​
daddy? you damn right!daddy.mp3
899​
damn, were in a tight spot!tightspot2.mp3
900​
i love weed!iloveweed.mp3
901​
i would smoke weed, every second, everday !!everysecond.mp3
902​
u ever get so bored you stare at your balls?!gotsobored.mp3
903​
cocksucker motherfucker!BLEEPsucka.mp3
904​
lack of pussy make you brave man!brave.mp3
905​
bollocks!bollocks.mp3
906​
run forrest run!runforrest.mp3
907​
shit yeah we gots to get paid!getpaid.mp3
908​
why the fuck would u do a thing like that?!likethat.mp3
909​
poopshoot, yeah!poopshoot.mp3
910​
im gonna kill all these fucks!!!!gonnakill.mp3
911​
what up homies?!whatuphomies.mp3
912​
you are so gay!youaresogay.mp3
913​
stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not advised!stimulation.mp3
914​
fuck the police!fthepolice.mp3
915​
crazy crackers with guns im outta here!withguns.mp3
916​
who the fuck are you?!whotheBLEEP.mp3
917​
B^7a^ym B^7a^ymbambam.mp3
918​
You ^yst^7u^yp^7i^yd c^7o^ycks^7u^yck^7ercsuck.mp3
919​
You ^ycan act like a man (^yslap^y) whats the matter with ^7youactman.mp3
920​
Well any f^7u^yck^7i^yng time sweetheartanytime.mp3
921​
O^yK, bend overbendover.mp3
922​
O^yhh b^7e^yh^7a^yv^7ebehave.mp3
923​
I ^yfeel Goodfeelgood.mp3
924​
Fo^7ll^yow Mefollowme.mp3
925​
L^7ooo^yLgiddylaugh.mp3
926​
What if this is as good as it getsgood.mp3
927​
Youve ^ygot it mastergotmstr.mp3
928​
O^yhh groovey baby, y^7ea^yhgroovey.mp3
929​
Guess ^7whoguesswho.mp3
930​
H^7e^yll^7o ^yHandsomehandsome.mp3
931​
I ^yhave ^7you ^ynowhaveunow.mp3
932​
H^7e^yll^7o baby!!hib.mp3
933​
H^7o^yld^7i^yt H^7o^yld^7i^yt, Wath is that shitholdit.mp3
934​
Do ^7I ^ymake ^7you ^yhorny baby?horny.mp3
935​
Come over here ^7you ^yhot monsterhotmnstr.mp3
936​
Ill ^ybe right backrightback.mp3
937​
Hes ^ygot the ^7IQ ^yof a rabbitiqrbbt.mp3
938​
I ^ydont like it, its too easyitwastoeasy.mp3
939​
You ^yknow we could.. like go to jail for thisjail.mp3
940​
Just stop gagging on the c^7o^yck swollow the f^7u^yck^7i^yng ch^7ee^yzjizz.mp3
941​
 
Whats the mather with ^7you ^ypeople? ^7I ^ywas joking!!!joking.mp3
942​
Take ^7him ^yto the kennel and seek the dogs on his asskennel.mp3
943​
Im surrounded by idiotslkidiots.mp3
944​
Leave me alonelvmealon.mp3
945​
Are ^7you ^ymadmad.mp3
946​
To hear ^7you ^ysay that, makes me love ^7you ^ybabymakesme.mp3
947​
That aint no woman, its a manmanman.mp3
948​
wa^7hh ^yah^7ha^yaamanwah.mp3
949​
We ^yare on a mission from ^7godmission1.mp3
950​
M^7o^ymm^7y!!!mommy.mp3
951​
Move ^7your ^yassesmove.mp3
952​
neee ^ynanee ^7na ^yneee^7 naaa!!!neener.mp3
953​
Never ^7give ^yup, Never ^7surrenderngiveup.mp3
954​
I ^ylove everybody, and ^7you are nextnext.mp3
955​
No thank ^7younothanks.mp3
956​
O^yhh g^7o^ydohgod.mp3
957​
Ooo^yhhohhh.mp3
958​
P^7ee^yk^7aa^yb^7ooopeekaboo.mp3
959​
What do ^7you ^ywant for nothing......rbis.mp3
960​
And say what^7? please remove ^7your ^ydick from ^7my ^yassremove.mp3
961​
Wh^7aaaaaaaaa!!!scream.mp3
962​
Very shagadelicshagadelic.mp3
963​
Shes ^yno great piece of assass.mp3
964​
My name a borat!mynameaborat.mp3
965​
Town Rapist!townrapist.mp3
966​
King in the castle!kinginthecastle.mp3
967​
Rubber Fist!rubberfist.mp3
968​
Whats up Vanilla Face!vanillaface.mp3
969​
I Love Lamp!ilovelamp.mp3
970​
I Respect Women!respectwomen.mp3
971​
Spiderpig!spiderpig.mp3
972​
Bust Some Heads!busthds.mp3
973​
We kicked Ass!kicked.mp3
974​
Pikeys!pikeys.mp3
975​
what the fuck are you looking at!lookingat.mp3
976​
dags!dags.mp3
977​
Pay Us!payus.mp3
978​
Thin Fucking Ice!thinice.mp3
979​
Nemesis!nemesis.mp3
980​
Now we are Fucked!nowweare.mp3
981​
In the neck!intheneck.mp3
982​
open up a can o whopp ass!whoopassfeelslike.mp3
983​
Cut his Fucking head off!cuthisheadoff
984​
Slap Hands!slaphands.mp3
985​
Put down your WMD'S!putdownwmd.mp3
986​
America FUCK YEAH!americaBLEEPyeah.mp3
987​
Two Holes!twoholes.mp3
988​
Oh huwwo!ohhello.mp3
989​
Mclovin Nice!mclovinnice.mp3
990​
Just McLovin?!justmclovin.mp3
991​
Opportunity!opportunity.mp3
992​
UNLEASH THE FURY!unleashthefury.mp3
993​
Are you gonna pass that Doobie?!passthatdoobie.mp3
994​
you wanna some some drugs?!smokesomedrugs.mp3
995​
your my boy Blue!blue.mp3
996​
Your crazy bit i like you!ilikeyou.mp3
997​
fuck around with me?!consequences.mp3
998​
Stab choke whatever!stab_choke.mp3
999​
 
Bro like can we also like share/vote some sounds that can be implemented in the custom sounds?
Like for example:

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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