Oh we use ChatGPT now to make announcements, hold up lemme cook:
I wanted to extend my heartfelt congratulations to both of you on your recent promotion to the rank of Captain. This is truly a remarkable achievement and a testament to your dedication and hard work.
Paanjito, I especially want to congratulate you on this milestone. Your commitment to excellence and your leadership qualities have always been evident, and it's wonderful to see your efforts recognized with this promotion. You have been an inspiration to us all, and I have no doubt that you will continue to excel in your new role.
Staunch, your promotion is also well-deserved, and I'm confident that you will thrive in your new position as well. Your contributions to the team have been invaluable, and I look forward to seeing the great things you will accomplish as Captain.
Once again, congratulations to both of you on this well-earned achievement. Wishing you continued success in your careers.